Aldo's Romper Room.....

last night... and half of today......

Okay..... SOOooooo this adventure starts off as usual..... I go to THE GABES house.......

there.... we contemplate about ... THE BIG WHEEL!!!!!! and the handbrake.... and how i was to scared to use that when i had one.....

Then..... we ate a 1/2 tuna 1/2 mermaid.... sandwich..... as you know..... in sum countries, mermaid is a delicacy.....

Then.... Bowl El Paso.....

shot sum pool..... googled at sum boobies.... and skirts....

oh, and at the table next to us.... there were these 2 pedophifiles.... they started conversing with these 14 year olds...... **note, these guy WERE indeed drinking** (over 21)... TOTALLY NOT COOL!!!!!!!!! FIND A REAL JOB MUTHA FUCKAS GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

and to my dismay..... i didn't see the CROWN ROYAL GIRLS...... that totally makes my penis soft.....

then.... village inn......

We had this really cute waitress........ wow, she was cute...... I told her.... "hey, your kinda cute... can I put it in your butt?!?!?"... lol JUST PLAYIN JUSY PLAYIN... i didn't say that... yet..... lol

well me and gabe saw an old friend there..... she had wanted a piece of chocolate pie...... i said i would hook her up.... but gabe was the one who said "no no no i'll buy it".... so I was like... "OKAY!!!!".... well she got the pie... and automatically figured that I bought it...... she loved me.... yet GABE HATED ME...... he still hated me a lil.....

Well... my married friend showed up...... and asked me if her shirt was a lil see through..... naturally... I COULD TELL RIGHT AWAY... BUT I STALLED..... AND SAID... "WAIT.... LET ME SEE THAT AGAIN....." IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.... OH YEAH.... THIS IS THE SAM GIRL THAT GABE MENTIONED IN HIS JOURNAL..... BOOTY CALL!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha......

yeah.... my stomach started hurting........ it must have been the combination of pie... and mermaid..... OUCH!!!!!!!

Well i got home.... and......you know.....

"dropped the kids off at the pool"

or

Took the browns to the SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!"


Quotes of the night.......

on the subject of lent fridays.....
"Is pussy kosher?!?!?!?!"
Aldo to Gabe......

Conclusion of the night....
FUCK THE FANNING SISTERS!!!!!!!!!


yeah that's about it.....
wow this was kinda long......
stay tuned for tommorrows edition of....

ALDO'S ROMPER ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

peace and chicken grease bitches!!!!!!!!